Every once in awhile, I get an email that was not intended for me. I guess that’s the price that I have to pay to have such a generic email address. The last one was an invitation to a party for some people that I don’t know. This is my reply.

Coincidentally, this screen shot is from the 200th SB Email - the one where Strongbad gets an email meant for Homestar.

Alright everyone, this is getting ridiculous. First off, I want to thank you all for inviting me to your party. It sounds like a lot of fun. It also sounds like you know each other very well.

I, on the other hand, have no idea who you all are. You sound like lovely people and all, it’s just that I think you’ve written the wrong email down. Perhaps you meant to invite david.poole1011, or davepoo? It’s just that the email address for david.poole is owned by a guy in WA who is very confused right now.

Also, if you are david.poole1011 or davepoo, and have been telling people that your email address is david.poole, please stop. I know we’re almost brothers and all (we have the same name), but I imagine that you might miss emails that get sent to my address instead of yours. I mean, I got an email for a guy about a month back in response to an advert you put out for a guitar player, but I had to tell him he had the wrong email address.

Anyhow, I hope your party is a blast. From what I can tell, it will be. And bargain counter prawns should definitely be banned. That’s just all kinds of danger.


~(another) dave poole