Not satisfied to just go north to Tukwila, I've decided that as of today, I'm going to be living in Seattle. That's right, Tacoma. Eat it, Tukwila. I'm going to be living in a land where espresso flows as freely as water and you're lucky if someone gives you the time of day. And I'm going to love it.

If you want to reach me, you'll first have to show me what you can do for me, otherwise I'll just pass you by with my look of smug superiority.